Naughty.

I am proud to announce the birth of a brand new site… Naughty Hard Cocks. With a name like that, it really does seem to have been created just for MyPenisSite’s readers, doesn’t it?

With wanking, sucking and fucking in pictures and video, when I happened upon NaughtyHardCocks I really did have a “woo-hoo” moment.

My only issue is with the word “naughty”. It has so many different undertones, to me. Firstly, naughty means something I will very probably like. But that throws me to remembering an old UK telly advert for cream cakes, with the strap-line “Naughty, but nice!”

Not so bad in its self, I know, however… I am hearing that phrase said by the woman that said it in the advert… Barbara Windsor. Babs is most recently known for playing a nasty old bint who runs a pub in the BBC soap opera, EastEnders. You may also know her from the Carry On movies. A series of British comedies from the last century. All toilet and/or breast humour, as a rule. I enjoyed them as a seven year old - that should give you a clue as to their level of sophistication.

Um, yeah… Barbara Windsor saying “Naughty, but nice!”… the line was actually written by one Salman Rushdie, the author of, and recipient of a fatwa for, The Satanic Verses.

So, the word naughty takes me to many different places, but having just bored you with one (or was that two?) I think I’d better stop and get on with the cock.

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